All Five Mobile Phone Companies on Sprint Really Sucks - Does This Mean Alltel Will Run a New TV Commercial This Weekend?

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Here's some Sprint Jokes for you...

I also heard (rumor) Sprint is cutting costs (due to their stock being rated as junk). All Sprint employees who work overtime have the option of choosing more minutes on their Sprint mobile phone or Sprint stock, seems most of them are opting for the extra minutes for some reason. Also rumored that Sprint executives are now using Sprint stock for toilet paper.

How many Sprint executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they are still busy trying to find their way out of a wet paper sack.

Why did the Sprint customer cross the road?
To get the heck away from Sprint nickel and diming them to death.

What do you call the next iPhone killer?
Anything but Sprint's Samsung Instinct (SCH-M800).

How do you recognize a Sprint employee when you see someone?
HINT: Look for the ankle monitor on their leg.

What makes a sound like SSSsssssssssssssssssssssssssttttthhhhoooooppppp?
Sprint Nextel's stock tanking today. (NYSE ticker: S)

How easy is it to get Sprint customer support?
We don't know the Sprint customer service reps get angry and hang up on us.

How can you tell a Sprint sales representative is lying to you?
Their lips are moving.

PS: the dan@sprint.com email address is an auto-responder, no one reads them. It is a stupid marketing trick to make customers think they can actually tell someone at Sprint something. If you email them you will get a form letter (boilerplate) response. No real humans here folks, if you sent email to dan@sprint.com then you are as gullible as they come.

Just heard a rumor about a new Sprint promotion. You get (FREE) 550 shares of Sprint stock with every two year (nickel and dime you in fees) contract you sign.

Read the full story of how Sprint screwed me for over $50,000.00

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